OpenRouter.AI

Too expensive. Free credits everywhere. Enterprise support is slow. We flip it with clear volume pricing, one to one help, and the exact models you want.

Launching within two weeks (as of Nov 8)

Why Fuck OpenRouter.ai

  • Free credits need card binding. Feels like fraud bait and billing headache.
  • Too many models and not enough truth for what an enterprise actually needs.
  • Big public crowd. Slow support. No real one to one care.
  • Prices shift. Long term budgets break. That hurts real planning.
  • Feels like paywall roulette. Limits and deals keep moving. Surprise bills are not fun.
  • Security and invoices feel like a chore. We want clean contracts and clean payments.
  • Model zoo noise. Pretty logos. Thin guidance. Enterprises need less fluff and more delivery.

This is our opinion and our product stance.

FAQ

1. Are you affiliated with OpenRouter.ai?

No. We are independent and enterprise-only. We channel enterprise revenue into API credits for indie builders.

2. Do you support OpenAI, Claude, and others?

Yes. We unify major providers: OpenAI, Anthropic (Claude), Google, Mistral — with enterprise discounts.

3. How do indie developers get API credit funding?

We use enterprise revenue to fund credits for qualified developers. We’ll publish the flow at launch; for now, join the waitlist at support@openrouter.cv.

4. How do you protect data security?

We don’t collect/store/use user data. The system doesn’t retain API call content. Enterprise compliance requirements are handled via contract and process.

5. Still have questions?

No worries — pay after use. Try first, then talk. Or email support@openrouter.cv.

Contact

We are moving fast. Launching within two weeks. For the waitlist and all enterprise requests write to

support@openrouter.cv